Illness from Exposure to Computer Bacteria…

We have recently learned that the inside of all computer screens are covered with bacteria that can be dangerous to your health.

ShieldsGroup recommends that all individuals with access to a computer should click the link below. This link is to a special program that will correct this potentially dangerous health problem.

Click on this link to clean the inside of your screen:

How soon can I go home?

I don’t know how I never saw this before. It appears in a variety of places online. In any case, when I read it I realized it reminded me of many people I know and love. ~Steve

The Love Story of Ralph and Edna…

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, “Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”

Edna replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?”.