Blessed Subtractions…

So, I was listening to a sermon today by Charlie Baile, a Presbyterian Church of America pastor in the DC area, who told a pastor joke. I’ll try to retell the joke here, using some artistic license.

It seems that there was this new pastor in his first church who saw the numbers in his church dropping. His wife spoke to him asking him if he was worried and the pastor said, it was a good thing — that the church was getting smaller, but it was becoming purer.

Pastors often call that a “blessed subtraction” or a “Scottish Revival” or a “Backdoor Revival.”

People kept leaving and leaving until one day it was just the pastor and his wife. She said, “Well, Honey, you’ve finally got the perfect church.”

Her husband looked at her and replied, “Almost.”

Solomon was right — don’t be overly righteous, my friends. (Ecclesiastes 7:15-29)

Why do people like Apple stuff so much?

So, my nephew was talking to someone at work about the iPhone. The iPhone guy was complaining about how if he is listening to Pandora and he gets a text, in order to reply, the iPhone shuts down Pandora, the music stops, and then you can reply.

John said, “Really? My PalmPre will let me run Pandora in the background while I reply to texts, surf the web, or whatever!”

The Apple guy replied, “Well, yeah, but it’s a Palm”

Am I wrong, or did that member of the Cult of Apple just admit he bought an inferior product because it had an Apple on it?

If only Palm, Nokia, and the rest could be so hip and condescending, perhaps today’s techie hipsters would leave Apple.

Meh — probably not.

Five Rules for Driving in Snow…

These are some rules I thought of while coming back from my hospital visits in the snow today:

  1. Leave extra room between you and other vehicles.
  2. Avoid making any sudden change by accelerating or decelerating, breaking traction with your tires.
  3. Avoid making any sudden change in direction, breaking traction with your tires.
  4. Work to keep a balance between maintaining momentum in deep snow and driving at too high a rate of speed.
  5. Know that everyone out there is a complete idiotIncluding you and me! 🙂

It’s nice to be back home.

This information is provided as-is, without warranty, express or implied. If you’re driving on a snowy day like this, you’re the one responsible. Not me! 😉