Today CNN had a poll on their site asking if the northern polar cap would melt. I voted against it melting, just because I care about the polar bears. I hope my vote helps. Duh. 😕
I think this kind of thing makes God laugh.
The next item on the agenda, Mr. Chairman, is the issue of global warming. The recommendation from the committee reads: “The north pole will melt this summer.”
Is there a second?
I second the recommendation.
The recommendation is before us. Is there any discussion?
Yes. Mr. Chairman, I wonder if voting regarding this kind of issue makes sense.
Sorry — you are out of order.
Mr. Chairman, I move the previous question.
All right, all those in favor of voting on whether the polar cap will melt, indicate so by saying Aye.
The recommendation is before you. All in favor of the ice cap melting indicate so by saying Aye.
It is carried. It is melted.
Is it just me, or are some CNN polls simply ridiculous?