Found in email…
Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary , Chuckled and said, “You know I could throw a one-thousand-dollar-bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten one-hundred-dollar-bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”
John added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred ten-dollar-bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, “Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 300 million people very happy.”
I’m voting for the pilot.